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Call Me Horrible, But This Makes Me Laugh Really Damn Hard

• Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
• Boy: I know.
• Girl: I love you!
• Boy: I love you more!
• *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
• Girl: Where is he?
• Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
• Girl: (Starts crying)
• Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.